The night was young, and so were we.

Afie
21\Male\Straight
Western Australia
Hopelessly in love

My night and morning in a masterpost. I just needed this all together coz I need this whole thing saved if ever I need a quick laugh, albeit a guilty embarrassed one. Just.

Bonus: 

i am still so so so so so so so so so so sorry to thorgasmed and their compromised commute i wish you all the luck in the world and i’m really really really really sorry for my odd pride in this just.

So sorry.

Link to the fic: [x]

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ostracizedpoodle:

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

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mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

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jaydenphotographer:

Far beyond the sun
Fremantle WesternAustralia

jaydenphotographer:

Far beyond the sun

Fremantle WesternAustralia

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surprisebitch:

a beautiful story

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perfectjohnlock:

Friendly reminder that the male’s sperm determines the sex of the baby. Royals back in the day would wrongfully blame the woman when they should have blamed the man.

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Amanda Seyfried talking about fainting on the set of Les Miserables.

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parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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Favorite Guy Code moments: Guy Code on homosexuality

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